But who is Caustic Candy?

One-eyed, eleven-toed keeper of the secrets of the lost form of Jung Keon Wing Chun, and former street racing champion Caustic Candy developed her passion for food after beating Chuck Norris in a Tabasco drinking competition, her love of timeless style after rescuing Hubert de Givenchy from shark attack off Cap Ferat, and her interest in nicknacks after crashing through the window of Yves Saint Laurent’s rue de Babylone apartment  whilst evading the KGB in a roof-top, lunchtime chase.

She splits her time between Asia and Europe. We’re not sure why. She won’t tell us. But she never travels with more than hand luggage…